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BrokeGuitarist27
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Name: Brandon (a.k.a. Fluffy)
Birthday: 8/26/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: Music, music, um, MUSIC!!!!! Playing guitar, talking with friends, manual labor (I know, it's dorky, but I love to lift heavy shit.), anything involving computers, tinkering, etc. etc.
Expertise: Computers (hardware or software, I'm good with both), electronics, Guitars, ah, screw it, I'm just good at fixing things in general
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AIM:  BrokeGuitarist27
Member Since:
1/21/2005
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| Yes, I am, in fact, alive.
It was a close one, what with the flesh eating poodles and the giant homicidal Ham invading my dorm, but I'm ok.
It was crazy, man, I heard a knock on the door and I went to answer it
and they were like BOOM! into my dorm and one of the poodles lunged at
me and I had to dive and yank the refrigerator out of the wall and use
it like a baseball bat! So I was swinging the fridge left and right and
the poodles were FLYIN' and John was slicin' at 'em with a knife and
everything was cool until the HAM invaded! It jumped at me and crashed
the fridge outta my hand and I had to wrestle it for my LIFE, man! It
was EVIL, man! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
But then John started a fire on the floor and I dropped it in the fire
and let it roast alive and then we had ham for dinner. So it was cool.
Never tell a six foot living hamhock it smells like shit...
Thank you. That is all.
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| Life is good when you can go over to a friend's and play truth or dare
on a big trampoline in the rain. Let's hear it for idiotic lil sisters
and their friends, guitars and loud amps, and talks about life till 4
in the morning. Hear Hear!
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| Ummmmmmmmm...
I ate a fish taco.
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Yeah...
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